We saw the trailer for "Machete" hit the tubes on Friday afternoon, but the quality was terrible and we weren't gonna hang around for an extra 15 minutes to bring you a lousy video. Well praise be, a nice clean copy is here for your viewing pleasure.
"Machete" stars veteran movie goon Danny Trejo in his first feature-film leading role as an former federale hired to assassinate a U.S. senator. The film is based on a fake trailer writer-director Robert Rodriguez made for 2007's "Grind House."
"Machete" opens Sept. 3 and promises to be a ripping good time.