LONDON, ENGLAND - APRIL 11: David Hasselhoff attends the press launch for the 'Britain's Got Talent' television series at The Mayfair Hotel on April 13, 2011 in London, England. (Photo by Ian Gavan/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** David Hasselhoff
Whether turbo-boosting over a ravine or jogging in slo-mo along a beach, David Hasselhoff knows how to make an entrance. So it's no surprise that he's joining the FX series "Sons of Anarchy" in a <cough> big way.
According to TV Guide, the Hoff will be joining the series next season ("Anarchy" returns in the fall) as a character named "Dondo," who just happens to be a well-endowed porn star turned porn producer (so he's basically Dirk Diggler: The Golden Years) Dondo apparently has a past with the character Luann Delaney (Dendrie Taylor), who currently runs a porn studio herself.
"Sons of Anarchy" stars Ron Perlman, Charlie Hunnam, and Katey Sagal as a close-knit biker family working along the fringes of the law in California.
Hasselhoff, meanwhile, has been busy telling America they have no talent, and spoofing his own image in movies like "Hop" and the upcoming "Piranha 3DD" (no, that is not a typo).
Is it too early to clamor for a Dondo spin-off?