Beyoncé and Jay Z bring their On The Run tour to San Francisco's AT&T Park on August 5-6, and the tickets are currently some hot commodities on the black market. How badly do you want to see Mr. and Mrs. Carter? Here are five items that people on Craigslist will trade you for your pair:
That's $10 under the cheapest face value ticket, but hey — you might feel like entertaining a losing proposition.
Because the emo indie rockers are pretty similar to the '03 Bonnie and Clyde (spoiler: they're not).
Either way, you won't have to give up your windswept evening in the ballpark.
No word on how many minutes come with that, but maybe you can use it to re-enact Jay's "Call Me Back."
We have a feeling a friendship is going to end this week.