Do you have issues with sleeping through your alarm? Well, the Amplicom TLC 200 will not put up with that. Designed for the hearing impaired, this bad boy blares at 90 decibels, which is loud enough to wake up both you and everyone in a 100 yard radius.
Still not enough to wake you up? It also comes with a vibrating pad that'll shake you awake. And if neither of those work in rousing you, well, you might be dead. Look into that.