"What happens if she does? I told her there's a divorce or adoption," her husband, Spencer, told MTV News. "If she's not down with the adoption, I think it's divorce."
"The Hills" supervillian said he's just not ready for a Speidi bambino.
"I'm a baby. I'm not prepared," the 26-year-old continued. "And I'm not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn."
Spencer revealed that his ladylove, 22, isn't quite ready for a bundle of joy, which he said, in Heidi's mind, equates to a bundle of designer goods.
"Heidi is, like, trying to have a baby like it's going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons," he said. "She's really ready to start this family. She's not playing. And that's what I'm saying — you can't sneak a baby."
As for Heidi, she's raring to turn her womb into a baby factory.
"I think I'm ready," Heidi said. "I think I was born ready. I'm very maternal. I'm very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn't know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I'll have a surprise for him."
But while the two continue to debate the issue, they certainly aren't keeping their clothes on.
In a recent interview with Access Hollywood, Heidi confirmed she and her husband are as busy as rabbits in the bedroom, noting she has "15 to 20" orgasms a day.
"That's one of the reasons I had to marry him right away. He's very talented in every aspect [and] let's just say, very well equipped," she said.
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