Could Madonna be thinking of moving to Marin County?
Probably not, but fans of the Material Girl can dream after she was spotted at a fancy French restaurant in New York City with none other than former husband Sean Penn.
Both Ms. Ciccone and Mr. Penn, who were wed from 1985 to 1989, are divorced from their more recent rounds of spousing, he to actress and mother of his children Robin Wright and she to Sherlock Holmes director Guy Ritchie.
Madonna and Penn fondling produce at the Mill Valley Whole Foods! Madonna showing off her still-fabulous form at the Yoga Center of Marin! A romantic picnic on Mt. Tamalpais enjoying Mountain Play's production of "Guys and Dolls!"
Unfortunately, Madge's publicist, Liz Rosenberg, denied that the pair lingered for hours as reported by Hollywood Life, telling People "Sean stopped by the table to say hello. He sat for ten minutes and then left. Madonna continued with her dinner. That's all it was."
Why must you crush the hopes of all the Madonna fans in the San Francisco Bay Area, Liz Rosenberg?
Of course, then one remembers that Penn and Wright put their Ross home on the market in 2008, and he may not even live in Marin County anymore.
As Spicoli might say, bummer, dude.
Jackson West wonders who else we might hook Madonna up with around here.