If you are good with a mop, you could land the world's worst job.
The controversial adult festish site, Kink.com is looking for a helping hand as it shoots videos devoted to BDSM fetishes. The job pays $15 an hour and minimal experience is required. But that is where the dream ends.
Kink.com is looking for a "temporary stage custodian" who, among other things, must be "comfortable and willing to possibly clean up human fluids from shoots as well as dildos and props from shoots."
In case it isn't clear, you will be responsible for cleaning up after sex scenes so more sex scenes can be shot.
Oh. And you also need a valid California driver's license, must be computer literate, and maintain good communication skills.
The new temporary stage custodian would work out of Kink.com's Mission location in the old Armory building.
The job gives a whole new meaning to cleaning up your act.