Ah… to be Shaun White.
The Olympic gold medalist snowboarder recently returned home for just a day, according to pro skateboarder Tony Hawk.
White sat down with his friend and business partner to discuss just a few of the things that’s happened to him since his first place finish in the Vancouver Winter Olympics.
The segment, that was posted online Wednesday, includes a number of great stories told in a way only Shaun White could.
When asked about stories that he has been banging celebs, White laughs, “Next question,” he says.
He talks of a Hollywood house party where Harvey Weinstein asked him if he liked money and when describing Sean Combs doing a high kick in front of him, White excused it as normal because “it was late,” he said.
Of course, the pièce de résistance is when White relays a story of HBO host Bill Maher lighting up a joint near him and his friends in the hopes that if caught, others will blame the skateboarders and not the political guy-in-the-suit.