After the Giants shellacked the Rangers last night, we're thinking Texas should consider revamping some its state slogans.
- Mess With Texas
- Everything's Bigger in Texas, Except Our Baseball Scores
- It's Like a Whole Other Country, Kind of Like England Where They Don't Really Know How to Play Baseball Though We Hear They're Pretty Good at Cricket and Soccer
- Q: Who Shot J.R.? A: Someone who can aim. A.K.A. someone who doesn't play for the Rangers.
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