Callus crazy, but is drinking while snowboarding the smartest thing you could do?
Sure, the product shots for the Burton Vice Mitt show it housing an energy drink, but we all know what this is really meant for. Just like we know what the stash pocket is really supposed to be used for.
But hey, on top of such questionable design decisions, these do look like pretty nice mittens, what with a leather palm, Dryride Ultrashell coated fabric outer and a brushed microfiber lining. But please, just done use that zip-out koozie to keep your beer cold.