Here Come the Tweances

Paranormal communications now available in 140 characters or less

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    HOOPESTON, IL - OCTOBER 25: Wicca religion practitioners (L-R) Rev. Don Lewis, Rev. Krystal High-Correll, and Rev. Virgina Powell HPS and student Ashleigh Powell and Cathy Smith participate in a Wiccan Lunar ritual in the temple at the Witch School October 25, 2006 in Hoopeston, Illinois. Wicca is a neo-Pagan religion which uses magic and nature in its teachings. The school, which opened in 2003, offers courses in Wicca theology, hosts seminars and Wiccan rituals at the campus. (Photo by Scott Olson/Getty Images)

    Oh, twhat a twrange new tworld this is. Just when we'd started to suspect we might, one day soon, officially add a "tw" onto the front of our name, our address, and every word we type, along comes a newly tw'd term that has particularly piqued our interest.

    That word is "tweance," and if you've spent 25 seconds or longer online in the last six months, you know that means the melding together of Twitter with the paranormal. Newser tells us that there's a report out of Britain (courtesy of the Sun) about a medium who intends to contact a quartet of passed-on famous people on All Hallow's Eve eve.

    It looks like the tweeters -- sorry, the tweeters still on this earthly plane -- will be able to have a say in what stars from the great beyond will be summoned to tweet. Or would "retweet" be more appropriate here? And will the stars retweet what other stars have posted? Will we get twitpics of the other side? #greatbeyond hashtaggery?

    Questions, so many questions. But look for answers on October 30th. Sorry, Twoctober Twthirtieth.