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Al-Qaida No. 2 Doesn't Rate as Second Banana Al-Qaida waterboy calls Obama "house negro"

By  SCOTT ROSS

Updated 10:54 AM PDT, Wed, Nov 19, 2008

Ayman al-Zawahri should take a lesson from history's great No. 2.
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Ayman al-Zawahri lacks the chop to be a great No. 2.

 

International bogeyman Ayman Al-Zawahiri, the No. 2 at Al-Qaida, posted his first message on the Internet since Barack Obama won the presidential election. It was a less than flattering greeting.

Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans'' such as Malcolm X, said al-Zawahiri, according to CNN. "In you and in Colin Powell, (Condoleezza) Rice and your likes, the words of Malcolm X (may Allah have mercy on him) concerning 'House Negroes' are confirmed."

Criticism from the likes of this man is to be ignored. He is an insult to the great No. 2s -- Scottie Pippen, Ed McMahon, Bababooey -- in the pantheon of second bananas.

Men like Dick Grayson, Andy Richter and Ed Norton knew their role in the power structure. They stood aside and let stars like Johnny Carson, Lucille Ball and Bullwinkle Moose work their magic, call shots, be the face of the brand. Al-Zawahiri should take a lesson.   

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  • neothe1 Thursday, Nov 20 at 5:05 AM FLAG COMMENT this guy is out of touch, but it's sad because it's some people in our own country who have this same/worst view of mr. obama.
  • obie Wednesday, Nov 19 at 8:59 PM FLAG COMMENT AL-ZAWAHIRI SAME THING BACK TO YOU WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OBAMMA AND YOUR MOMMA TOO!
  • gfdxhjxfjm Wednesday, Nov 19 at 7:30 PM FLAG COMMENT Banana, waterboy, gee scott you sound like a racist, hahahaha.
  • Anonymous Wednesday, Nov 19 at 3:23 PM FLAG COMMENT May your 40 virgins be virgin men as your "religion" so detests
  • Pasquale Wednesday, Nov 19 at 3:06 PM FLAG COMMENT Wouldn't it be more correct to change the name of "the war on terror" to "the war against Al-Qaida"? I was told wars were governments against governments and Al-Qaida was in charge of Afghanistan at the time when we were seeking those who were out to destroy us.

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