KINGS OF COMEDY: Chicanos have a lot going for them, including a long list of hilarious jokes. Laugh until the horchata comes out of your nose when you watch the Chicano Kings of Comedy at the San Jose Improv. The gut-busting show is on tonight at 8 p.m. [Artsopolis]
THE BITS OF A BOAT: Interested in sailing, but held back by a limited knowledge of yachts? If all you know about boats is that they move in water, then Winter Wednesdays Yacht Design Part 1 is the class for you. This talk will discuss factors that influence the speed, comfort and stability of monohull sailboats. Get your sea legs with Club Nautique at 6 p.m. [funcheapSF]
JEEZ, KANSAS: What's your problem? Find out in What's the Matter with Kansas? an intriguing film that shows how Kansas transformed from an outpost of radicalism to a bastion of hard-core conservatism. The story follows two conservative families and an idealistic farmer as winds of change blow across the state. This movie plays exclusively at the Lumiere Theatre at 4:50, 7:20, and 9:45 p.m.