FUNNY IN ASIAN: A group of Asian-American comics know that they are flipping hilarious. It's about damn time Asians got cocky. Bradley Lum and Mark Zhang bring their big egos and their even bigger jokes to the Cocky Asians Comedy Tour tonight at the Punch Line in San Francisco at 8.
iPAD ENVY: Just because the iPad is coming out this week doesn't mean you have to forget all about your iPhone crush. In fact the iPad is already sold out, so unless you ordered it last month you might want to rekindle that flame with your old phone. What better way to cure your iPad envy than with a group of iPhone lovers at the App Showcase tonight at 111 Minna Gallery in San Francisco at 5:30.