When a strip club has a birthday, what does it do to celebrate? It throws a party of course.
San Francisco's infamous Gold Club is turning six and to commemorate the milestone Thursday, the gentleman's establishment will have an open bar, serve "lavish hors d'oeuvres" and of course feature a lavish performance by an exotic dancer -- or two.
Since no one here has of course ever been to a strip club -- or will at least admit to be a patron at one -- we are relying on the fine folks at SFist, who are planning to attend the party, to give us the full monty on what will be going on inside the club tonight.
If you are interested in celebrating the female form, you can get more information on the Gold Club's NSFW website and mark the occasion yourself.