THE MOUNTAIN DEW COMEDY HOUR: Welcome home Dana Carvey. The former San Francisco State University student will bring his myriad of impersonations, from President George Bush to Ross Perot, to the Palace Of Fine Arts Theatre, 3601 Lyon St., in San Francisco at 8 p.m. It costs a pretty penny to see Garth though. Duckets start at $150.
KABOBS AND MUSIC: Get your Windex ready for the Oakland Greek Festival, which starts tonight at Greek Orthodox Cathedral of the Ascension, 4700 Lincoln Ave., in Oakland. The three days of music, art and food kick off at 10 a.m. and run until 11 p.m. everyday. Get more information on the festival's Twitter account.
REALITY LIVE: If 90s comedy is more your thing but you can't afford Dana Carvey, Janeane Garofalo will be easier on your wallet. The former "Saturday Night Live" and "Reality Bites" star will bring her notebook full of jokes and quotes to Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave., in San Francisco at 8 p.m.