What Your Halloween Costume Says About You

Sexy Pirate / Sexy Nurse / Sexy Whatever: What you lack in imagination you make up for with an ample bosom, a flat stomach, and/or an alluring affinity for whorish behavior. You think your costume makes you seem daring, even though 90% of women are wearing the same thing. You'll probably hook up with the guy dressed as a One Night Stand. High five.

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