Look out, Humphry Slocombe, it looks like Jasper Slobrushe is gunning for you. (On twitter, at least.)
The artistian ice cream shop took to the San Francisco-based social networking site to poke fun of its rival.
Among the flavors the newcomer is currently "offering" are: Mustard Cioppino Kiwi, "Baby's Breath flavor, made with human colostrum", and the accidental "caramel mucus gazpacho."
Not hungry anymore? Me neither.