Google is the greatest search engine ever, right?
So forget conducting an instant search on "lesbian" or "fecal." But that doesn't mean your curious mind can't indulge in the holiday spirit, minus Google's kosher stamp.
The fine folks at Laughingsquid introduce us to perhaps one of the most unique holiday card generators around. One that is meant more for those expecting a lump of coal from St. Nick instead of the those who lay out a tray of cookies.
Using an online tool by Nation, users can string only words from Google's blacklist to form a card that would make even Rudolph blush.
Sign it with your digital signature and send away to all your friends, who won't mind being called a tub girl.