The tiny Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi threw a drink, food and some awesome slaps on an unknown bar patron at the Ocean's 10 bar in Miami over the weekend.
The sad state of affairs reportedly started when one patron made some moves on Snooki, and then stole her drink when she expressed little interest in these romantic gestures. A friend of the spurned man then approached set Snooki off.
“I guess he provoked her by wanting an apology and she flipped out," a patron told the website.
This led to the food and drink fight before the patron was encouraged to leave the scene by Snooki's bodyguard and the fierce appearance of pal Jenni "JWOWW" Farley.
It's going to be a long, hot summer.