"Kells. Definitely Kells. If you haven't been there on a Saturday night, let me tell you, the douchebagery is astounding. The scent of sweat, hair gel, and Cool Water reaches unbearable levels. Also, the Scientology center is right across the street to add a little dash of crazy to your evening." [Eater Comments]For more stories from Eater SF, go to sf.eater.com.