Death Crab for Foodie

Nettie’s Crab Shack Opens

Walrus: Hey, Crackhead, what’s the latest?

Hermit Crab:
Wally, I really hate it when you call me that.

Walrus: Sorry, Crabbie. Hey, I hear Nettie’s got crabs. She okay?

HC: Not that kinda crabs, Toofus. The Crab Shack opens today...

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