MyFarm knows you want your own victory garden a la City Hall— you just can't be bothered to plant, water, weed, or harvest anything. That's why (provided you have yard space that gets enough sunlight in cramped, foggy San Francisco) MyFarm will dispatch a farmer to your house once a week to maintain a backyard garden for you. This "decentralized urban farm" seems like it might actually be catching on. In any case, you won't be needing 24-hour security to guard your carrots. [USA Today]For more stories from Curbed SF, go to sf.curbed.com.