Looking for the perfect gift for that multiple-transgressions philanderer in your life who already has everything? The San Francisco Giants' Junior Giants charity fund has just the right thing.
The Junior Giants are auctioning off the San Francisco Giants jerseys worn by the caddies at the recent Presidents Cup golf tournament at Harding Park in San Francisco. The personalized Giants jersey for each member of the U.S. team is up for bid, and each jersey is autographed by every member of the tournament-winning U.S. team.
Yes, that includes the autograph of that one golfer who has been all over the news with the the golf-club-smashed windows and the angry wife and the umpteen mistresses.
The jersey for each of the 14 members of the U.S. team is for bids, and each jersey is autographed by all 14 golfers. The name of the golfer is stitched on the back, so Zach Johnson's jersey can kind of double as a Randy Johnson jersey.
Needless to say, Tiger Woods' jersey is fetching a little more than, say, Lucas Glover's. Woods' jersey is currently going for $1,525. That's nothing compared to what that guy now has to spend on jewelry and handbags for his jilted wife.
The auctions continue until next Monday at midnight.
Joe Kukura is a freelance writer who only wishes he had a transgression or two to apologize for.
