It's getting toward that time of the year when free time is of the essence.
So we'll try not to take up too much of your time. In an effort to free you up to take care of business, we'll limit each of our comments for the 32 quarterbacks to just one word.
But, first, an explainer: The top spot and the last spot each week goes to the best and worst performers of the previous week.
That means, No. 1 is Ryan Tannehill who rides the wave of his team's unbelievable victory over the New England Patriots. And No. 32? That goes to Jared Goff, who threw four interceptions in a miserable outing Sunday night.
Ready. Set. Go.
Here is are our official Week 15 rankings:
1. Ryan Tannehill, Miami: Yep! (Last week: 23)
2. Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City: Phenomenal. (3)
3. Drew Brees, New Orleans: Indefatigable. (4)
4. Russell Wilson, Seattle: Cordwainer. (5)
5. Philip Rivers, L.A. Chargers: Father. (2)
6. Tom Brady, New England: Unhappy. (6)
7. Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay: Happier. (9)
8. Dak Prescott, Dallas: Winning. (1)
9. Deshaun Watson, Houston: Detour. (7)
10. Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh: Perplexing. (11)
11. Andrew Luck, Indianapolis: Rising. (13)
12. Baker Mayfield, Cleveland: Leader. (15)
13. DEREK CARR, RAIDERS: Surviving. (18)
14. Carson Wentz, Philadelphia: Expectations. (16)
15. Marcus Mariota, Tennessee: Onward. (17)
16. Cam Newton, Carolina: Confounding. (10)
17. Matt Ryan, Atlanta: Teetering. (12)
18. Kirk Cousins, Minnesota: Huh? (14)
19. Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay: Uneven. (20)
20. Eli Manning, N.Y. Giants: Venerable. (21)
21. Matthew Stafford, Detroit: Unfulfilling. (19)
22. Mitchell Trubisky, Chicago: Ascending. (Chase Daniel, 24)
23. Case Keenum, Denver: Cautious. (22)
24. NICK MULLENS, 49ERS: Solid. (28)
25. Lamar Jackson, Baltimore: Energizing. (26)
26. Sam Darnold, N.Y. Jets: Refocused. (Josh McCown, 31)
27. Josh Allen, Buffalo: Runner. (25)
28. Jeff Driskel, Cincinnati: Promising. (29)
29. Cody Kessler, Jacksonville: Upgrade. (30)
30. Josh Rosen, Arizona: Arrhythmic. (27)
31. Mark Sanchez, Washington: Baffled. (32)
32. Jared Goff, L.A. Rams: Giving. (8)