HAHA HEEHEE: Since we've passed the 12 days of Christmas, it's time for something even better: 18 days of comedy! The 9th Annual SF Sketchfest is here with Weird Al, Monty Python, The Upright Citizens Brigade, and the now controversial Conan O'Brien. Check the line-up for dates, times and locations.
NIGHTLIFE: The California Academy of the Sciences has plenty of one-night-only events at the first Nightlife of 2010. With the Un-Scripted Theater Company, planetarium shows and DJ Michael Anthony, this socially scientific night will be an evening to remember.
HOW TO STEAL A MILLION: It's quite hilarious that the SFMOMA would screen a movie about a grand museum heist, but when Audrey Hepburn is involved anything goes. Watch How To Steal a Million at the Phyllis Wattis Theater tonight at 7 p.m. [funcheapSF]