With all the epic stuff and high adventure in Star Wars: A New Hope, it's hard to imagine the movie can be boiled down to a few dozen choice lines of text. Well, after seeing this I'm a believer, and the results are hilarious.
Despite all the truncated Internet speak, the series of messages actually pokes some clever fun at A New Hope, such as when the Stormtroopers search the Millennium Falcon. I'm just happy they managed to squeeze in Biggs Darklighter and his amazing mustache. Check it out below, in two parts (click on each image to make it larger).
Oh, and it goes without saying, but just in case — there are spoilers ahead. It also goes without saying, in that case: go watch yourself some Star Wars!