TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE: Have you ever wanted to go to a big bash that had an exclusive guest list? Have nothing to do on Cinco De Mayo? Well why not kill two birds with one stone. Get yourself invited to the Cinco De Mayo Celebration at Slide, 430 Mason St., in San Francisco with Max Vangeli or EMI Music and Ruby Skye. All you need to do to get yourself invited to the exclusive party, which kicks off at 9 p.m. by the way, is shoot an email to Denis@MaxVangeli.com.
CINCO DE FREAKIN' MAYO: It's CINCO DE FREAKIN' MAYO! Sorry for the caps, that's just what the party is called. The Wharf Room Comedy at Castagnola's, 286 Jefferson in San Francisco is back with a Cindo De Mayo celebration with comedians from all over such as Jeff Reitman, Brian King, Sam Davidoff and more. What's the Cinco De Mayo connection? Besides the name we have no idea. Enjoy.
SANS ESPANOL: Not feeling like being an honorary Latino for the day? Mellow out with the folk sounds of Damien Jurado at Bottom of the Hill, 1233 17th St., in San Francisco at 9:30 p.m. The former Galaxie 500 frontman bring his urban folk storytelling music to one of the best places to see a show in the Bay Area. Duckets are only $10.