It seems there was some celebratory streaking going on this Tuesday in Mission-Dolores: cops chased two naked individuals through and, presumably out of the park. One of said individuals had "an insanely hairy back." Please, Curbed readers, tell us there was a witness with a camera phone. This is journalistic research, common good etc. [Mission Mission]
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