"I was going to make [a sign] that said, 'Poop on my driveway and I will run over you with my stroller.' "Friendly threats from one Mitch Pergola, a 17-year Mission resident who's obviously had it with the scat jokes. Such is one of the many problems the Chron's C.W. Nevius noted on his recent field trip to the 'hood: Gentrification, graffiti, hipsters ... tell us something we don't know. [SF Gate]
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