Rubber ducks on the mantle, dirty rags on the counter -- yes, 2825 Folsom Street is something special, indeed. And we're kind of glad there aren't any shots of the bathrooms (ooh, stall shower!). This 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath home covers an impressive 3,000 square feet, and for only $499,000. Quite the buy, if you can get over the creepy clown perched bedside. "Great Victorian home" with "great size rooms"? Wonder why the broker couldn't come up with any other adjectives to describe this baby... Don't worry, though, potential buyers: "Seller is ready to go" -- but hopefully not before they clean this shit up a bit.
· 2825 Folsom Street [Redfin]
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