April 14, 2011 10:26 am Jillian Michaels Now Speaks “Adoption-ese” “The Biggest Loser” host opens up about her efforts to adopt a child and how the paperwork had her ready to “shove my head into a brick wall.” US & World Videos 5:49 Kelly Clarkson hilariously attempts handmade pasta with chef Evan Funke 1:36 O.J. Simpson's cause of death revealed 2:03 Does Shakira still believe in love following Gerard Piqué split? 2:36 Super dad makes Mario-themed obstacle course for son's birthday 1:59 Ellen DeGeneres jokes about being ‘kicked out of show business'