Mila Kunis gave birth to a very big baby.
The "Jupiter Ascending" star stopped by "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Tuesday and opened up about her 4-month-old daughter, Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher. "She's a really good baby. She was 9.5 pounds when she was born," Kunis revealed. "Yeah! Yeah! Uh huh."
According to the actress, "Because she was so big, she was like a hearty little thing; we skipped the newborn stage. And so she was like a good hearty eater."
"Newborn never happened. Newborn diapers never happened. And newborn clothes never happened, 0-3," the actress continued. "She's 4 months old and wears 6-month clothing, 6-9. She's a big girl, y'all!"
Though Ashton Kutcher continued to film new episodes of CBS' "Two and a Half Men," Kunis took time off to stay home with their firstborn child. "Here's the thing: When I go back to work full-time and have to have 17-hour workdays, I'm gonna need somebody to come and help me because I can't do both," the new mom said. "But because I'm in a very specific place in my life where I could take time off, I did. And I don't think that everybody has that privilege. I think that people nowadays have to go back to work right away and I didn't, so I took advantage of it. Like, I love the fact that the first three months she and I were up every night. And I figured her out and she figured me out and she now sleeps in her own crib in her own room, and I will never have that time again. So, for me, it was a really nice three months."
Kunis also called Kutcher "an amazing dad."
"I wouldn't have done this by myself," she added. "He is 100 percent present."
Because Kunis is breastfeeding, Kutcher volunteered for diaper duty. It's become his "whole thing," she said. "He'll never be able to feed her in the early stages. Now he can because she's partially bottle-fed. But the second she was born he changed the first diaper. And has changed multiple diapers ever since. If he's home he changes the diaper. He became a master swaddler. He can swaddle anyone's baby."
Kunis was also asked to address reports that she and Kutcher had a secret wedding. "It's my duty as a talk show host to ask you the question if you're married, because he posted this, so it means something, I would think," DeGeneres said as a Kutcher's picture of "The Kutchers" written in the sand appeared onscreen.
"Well, you can ask that question," Kunis said.
"It says 'The Kutchers' so it sounds like you're married," DeGeneres said.
Kunis threw up her hands and smiled.
After a long pause, DeGeneres announced, "I'm gonna say yes."
The actress giggled and replied, "I don't know! I don't know! I don't know. We could just be a plural. My daughter has his last name legally. So thus there's multiple Kutchers. He has a brother that is a Kutcher."
"Why would it be such a secret if you were married?" Ellen asked Kunis. "Are you still trying to stay on the market for men that think, like, if there are guys out there and he's sexy, too, [they have a chance]?"
"So, I see," DeGeneres said. "It's a whole professional thing."
"You got it figured out, Ellen," Kunis said.
"I got it figured out," DeGeneres replied.
"You got it!" Kunis told her. "You're on it. Mhmm."
"Yeah," the comedian said. "Yeah...but you're married."