Concord police are putting the word out about a female thief who tried to steal a package from a front porch, and when she couldn’t pick up the heavy box, decided to steal dirty Nike Air Jordan high tops, size 11.5.
In a Facebook post titled “EPIC CROOK FAIL,” police posted surveillance video of the theft in the Crystal Ranch neighborhood this week. The video shows a woman struggling to pick up a rectangular package with a floor lamp inside, and then ultimately leaving with black sneakers that appear way too big for her own feet.
Cprl. Christopher Blakely said he's now tracking down a few new leads.
If anyone recognizes the woman they are asked to contact Cprl. Christopher Blakely at Christopher.email@example.com.
EPIC CROOK FAIL: Do you recognize this thief? She tried to steal a package from a resident’s porch in the Crystal Ranch area this week. When she couldn’t quite manage it, she decided to steal the resident’s dirty shoes from the front porch instead. Please let us know if you know who she is. Please contact Corporal Blakely at Christopher.firstname.lastname@example.org if you recognize the subject. Thank you!Posted by Concord Police Department on Wednesday, October 21, 2015