Much like a tremor in the force, the terrestrial planes in several cities across the country must be reverberating with the news that the head Warlock is bringing his special brand of real talk to town.
Fans in New York will get a special treat as the star will play one of the city's most famed venues, Radio City Music Hall.
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Sheen, who first announced his intentions to carry out a road show on March 8, detailed his expectations for the production in a statement.
"I'm going on the road. LIVE," he wrote. "Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me."
The "Torpedo" tour was originally set to run only in Chicago and Detroit, but the omnipresent star seems to have decided that America needs more winning (!) talk from its most famous unemployed actor.
Tickets for the shows go on sale March 17 and fans will also get the chance to pick up their share of Sheen schwag, such as "Unemployed Winner" t-shirts, which will be sold at the venues.