Lord knows we've read our fair share of annoying and offensive Yelp reviews, but as we ride off into the weekend, this fella might take the cake: "To date, since I used to bring my friends to Zuni at least twice per month, the revenue that Zuni has lost from my friends and I have topped $8,000 at the very least ... It will now be interesting to see what everyone mentioned above does to resolve this blemish. * The preceding is my personal opinion, protected by California's anti-SLAPP statute, Code of Civil Procedure 425.1" Somehow, we don't think Zuni is struggling in the least. [Yelp]
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