Tired of fog chaffing your face on those cold bike rides home? Want to one up all your hipster friends?
Try the bandanna mustache. Score one of these locally made, 22 by 22 inch, babies for under twenty bucks. They will protect your face and neck from the cold while giving you an air of sophistication and a hip new look.
The mustache bandannas come in your choice of background color and is made with 100 percent cotton.
And the hand-embroidered beauties made in Emeryville, Calif. come with a bushy 'stache in the color of your choice.
Choose from black, dark brown, brown, light brown, or blonde, but never red, because the wise seller knows that no one will believe a ginger mustache bandanna is real. Although if you have a mustache no one will mess with you anyway.
SF Thrillist contributed to this story.