Charlie Sheen is, in a word "married" -- married to baseball, as he told TMZ.com.
To prove his fidelity to this fickle life partner he flew in some pals on his private jet for a private chat about the seductress, baseball.
Brian "The Beard" Wilson, Kenny Lofton, Todd Zeile, Eddie Murray (really?) and Lenny "Nails" Dykstra all made the trip, according to the site. (Pete Rose was scheduled but failed to appear.)
Sheen told the site he screened "Major League" where he played Wild Thing, the cool closer -- probably putting Wilson in the spotlight for a while.
"The ultimate VIP baseball excursion," Sheen said.
