It's the most exciting Monday Night Football game of the season -- the 2-6 49ers travel to Arizona to square off against the division leading 5-3 Cardi-- Nope, there's absolutely no way to make this game sound interesting.
But because we're professionals here at FanHouse, and more importantly, because there's a slim chance Mike Singletary drops trou in the middle of the field to send a clear message to Vernon Davis that NOBODY IS BIGGER THAN THE TEAM (well, except pantsless coaches), we'll be here to document the atrocities as they unfold in real time.
Plus, if the Cards get up by 50, there's a small chance we'll see Matt Leinart. So there's that.
Either way, we'll be here and YOU'RE INVITED! Fun starts at 8:15-ish.