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Hilarious Tumblr Marries Real Estate and Bodegas

"Which came first: the chicken or this un((beat))able deal?"

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    Halloween at Home

    Broker Bodega, a new Tumblr, is putting us in stitches, and if you've ever paged through real estate listings, you'll get a kick out of it, too.

    The site publishes photos of corner-store products, like this carton of eggs, and writes about them in broker-speak, exagerrating the promising features and accentuating the positive, using all the puns you could dream of.  

    Other favorites: Sun Chips ("Sun-drenched chips!"), milk ("why buy the cow when you can get the milk no fee!"), and Fancy Feast cat food ("Me-wow!!! Not just fancy, it's a *feast*!"). 

    Visit brokerbodega.tumblr.com to see more.