Concord police are putting the word out about a female thief who tried to steal a package from a front porch, and when she couldn’t pick up the heavy box, decided to steal dirty Nike Air Jordan high tops, size 11.5.
In a Facebook post titled “EPIC CROOK FAIL,” police posted surveillance video of the theft in the Crystal Ranch neighborhood this week. The video shows a woman struggling to pick up a rectangular package with a floor lamp inside, and then ultimately leaving with black sneakers that appear way too big for her own feet.
Cprl. Christopher Blakely said he's now tracking down a few new leads.
If anyone recognizes the woman they are asked to contact Cprl. Christopher Blakely at Christopher.email@example.com.