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Our guess is Charlie Sheen reaching two million followers quicker than anyone in history was not inspiration for a woman who had made a career caring about what goes in her body.
As of Friday at noon, Waters had just over 1,400 followers. Hardly a number that Sheen would call "winning."
But the fact that Waters has yet to send out a tweet or even get verified by Twitter HQ may have something to do with it.