Nobody likes soggy, undertoasted toast. In fact, you could call undercooked toast a toast emergency. And what do you do in an emergency? You call the paramedics.
Or something like that. I'm not really sure what the impetus was behind creating the Toast/E/R Defibrillator, but I kind of love it. You see, it's like a regular defibrillator, but the paddles are shaped like bread and you can use it to make toast, stat.
Goofy? Sure. But try having as much fun making toast with a normal toaster as you would if you had one of these.