BEIJING - FEBRUARY 13: Dancers perform during the opening ceremony of the Spring Festival Temple Fair at the Temple of Earth park on February 13, 2010 in Beijing, China. Chinese people celebrate the lunar new year of Tiger, which will fall on February 14, 2010. New year celebrations are also refered top as The Spring Festival. (Photo by Feng Li/Getty Images)
HALF BAKED: If you've never suffered the confusion of listening to a Harland Williams' joke then you owe it to yourself to head down to Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave in San Francisco, tonight at 10:15 p.m. and several more shows through the weekend. The "Half-Baked" star has a style that both amuses and will live you scratching your head.
PUPPY LOVE: Nick Cannon would spend a fortune to see his angel perform and there are some brokenhearted Mariah Carey fans who wouldn't mind dropping a bill to see the Queen of Divas perform at the Oracle Arena in Oakland tonight. While tickets are sold out, there is still a way to get tickets. You can spend anywhere from $100 to $500, depending on how close you want to sit to the scantily clad pop star, or negotiate your way into the arena on Craigslist.
GUNG HO FAT CHOY: For good, free family fun head down to Chinatown in San Francisco for the fireworks, floats and pageantry of the annual Chinese New Year Parade starting at 5:30 p.m. Saturday.