HALF BAKED: If you've never suffered the confusion of listening to a Harland Williams' joke then you owe it to yourself to head down to Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave in San Francisco, tonight at 10:15 p.m. and several more shows through the weekend. The "Half-Baked" star has a style that both amuses and will live you scratching your head.
PUPPY LOVE: Nick Cannon would spend a fortune to see his angel perform and there are some brokenhearted Mariah Carey fans who wouldn't mind dropping a bill to see the Queen of Divas perform at the Oracle Arena in Oakland tonight. While tickets are sold out, there is still a way to get tickets. You can spend anywhere from $100 to $500, depending on how close you want to sit to the scantily clad pop star, or negotiate your way into the arena on Craigslist.
GUNG HO FAT CHOY: For good, free family fun head down to Chinatown in San Francisco for the fireworks, floats and pageantry of the annual Chinese New Year Parade starting at 5:30 p.m. Saturday.