Anne Heche Goes Off On Her Ex, Warns Letterman Against Marriage

Anne Heche is not happy with her former husband, cameraman Coley Laffoon.

"Can you say lazy a** on TV?" the "Hung" star said on "The Late Show With David Letterman" on Wednesday night. "No, that's terrible. He's doing a lot for himself right now. The newest and greatest event in his life – I think he wants to be coaching soccer [for 7-year-olds]."

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"You can't quite let go of the ex," Anne continued, telling the recently married Letterman to watch out for matrimony. "Do not go there. Don't get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful, romantic thing to do."

And the star said she can't escape from Lafoon, who she claimed wants her to watch him coach his youth soccer team.

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"Because I'm so fantastic," she explained. "I divorced you! No, I don't want to hang out with you on Thursdays and Saturdays."

As for what her former spouse does for a living, Anne said she's the one who's still bringing home the bacon for him thanks to child support for their son, Homer.

"He goes out to the mailbox and goes, 'Oh, I got a check from Anne! Oh my gosh, I got a check from Anne!'" she said.

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Anne is currently dating former "Men In Trees" co-star James Tupper, with whom she has a second child, Atlas Heche Tupper.

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